WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF.....

1) The President of the United States called you?

I would ask him if his mama dropped him on his head, I then would ask him for a ride in Air Force One! However, I do not wish to be a part of the Mile High Club, oh wait, wrong president.

2) You won the lottery?

I would spend a whole lot of money, what do you think I would do?

3) You got invited to be on a reality TV show?

I wish I could say that I am above all that but the truth is everyone wants their 15 minutes, right? I would go for sure.

4) You caught a friend stealing from you?

That's a hard one. It's never happened to me, I hope it never does but I guess if I caught someone stealing from me I would no longer want to be friends with them.

5) You witnessed a murder?

If my family's life and my life was not in danger I would tell the police.

6) A random stranger offered you candy?

How random of a stranger and what kind of candy?

7) MySpace and Facebook closed?

I would be really sad but I would live.

8) A genie granted you one wish?

I want a million wishes.

9) You lost your favorite possession?

My computer is my favorite possession and I would slowly die a painful horrific death.

10) You found 10 dollars on the ground?

Is anyone watching? I put the 10 dollars in my pocket and go buy a six pack of Red Stripe.

11) Your date throws up on you?

Yuck, I would go home and never go out with them again.

12) Someone cut off a chunk of your hair?

I would slap them and then cut their head off.

13) Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you?

Is Chris home? LOL! I would love to meet Alan Rickman and hang out all night with him. No, I am not thinking of anything dirty. Jeez!

14) You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call?

I would call my boss to let him know that I am not coming back to work. :)